Funny & Naughty Christmas Messages Collection

funny christmas messages for friends collection

Christmas is near and lots of preparation are yet to be done. One of big responsibility is to send Christmas messages to the peer, best friends and family. W are here to decrease your responsibilities of Christmas. Just look at our Christmas messages category you will be able to send your desired Christmas message from our different categories. We have an updated list of Christmas messages for husband, friends, and best friends but funny and naughty christmas messages are for best friends because people make their Christmas funny and jolly with the friends. Lets share these funny and naughty messages with your best friends and enjoy Christmas.

latest christmas messages for facebook

 

  • You are the reason this Christmas I am cocking more than I need; I know you are coming. Merry Christmas!
  • Bad news. Christmas was cancelled. When Santa was told you were good this year, he died laughing!
  • May Santa give you skill and intelligence this Christmas so that you can buy gifts for me more efficiently.
  • My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.
  • Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.

 

funny christmas messages for friends collection

  • Dear Santa,
    I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…and it was worth it.
  • Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, it’s called Tester… Hope she likes it.
  • Santa Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Santa Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Yeah.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More!
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also, Merry Christmas!
  • Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

 

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  • It is not funny I said no rocks in the snowballs merry Christmas 2018
  • Last year Christmas I gave my heart but the very next day, you gave it away…. This year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special.
  • I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
  • Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
  • Hey dear friend Santa brought you into my life because he knew what could make me feel happy!! Wishing Merry Christmas to my best friend and the best p-person in my life!

 

funny christmas messages for best friends 2018

  • I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.
  •  Just got a peek at Santa’s naughty list! Amazingly, it’s almost identical to my friends list. Can’t believe some of the things you people have done!
  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
  • All I want for Christmas is for these calories to not count.
  • Come and be silly with me this season!