Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quotes

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Funny Christmas Quotes

  • I need to do laundry so bad I’m actually wearing Christmas stockings
  • Marijuana is Santa’s way of saying Hi! Hi! Hi!
  • In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
  • Christmas is a good time to open our hearts to Jesus and his gifts.
    Just like the rest of the year.
  • Wife says to hubby what that white stuffs falling outside
  • My letter to Santa starts something like this: Dear Santa, My sister did it..
  • May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
  • Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very happy merry Christmas.
  • On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
  • Spending Christmas with you is the best gift ever.
  • Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
  • My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
  • A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
  • Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
  • You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
  • A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.
  • There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.
  • It’s Christmas. Or as Slade would put it: ITTTTT’S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAS!

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