Funny Christmas Wishes And Quotes

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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

 

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

 

What’s the best part of Christmas shopping?
When you know it’s a wrap.

 

Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

 

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind…

 

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Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts

 

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

 

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing

 

Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas

 

May be Christmas Doesn’t Come From A Store.Merry Christmas

 

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I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

 

Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

 

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

 

If you look for me at Christmas, Don’t forget to check the local bar!Merry Christmas

 

Can I have your picture? so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

 

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Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

 

Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.

 

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.

 

Fill in you body along with Christmas wine.Merry Christmas

 

Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women.